O my goodness gravy…. so when you have to ride in a wicked uncomfortable van for 10.3 hours you come up with some pretty creative ways to take your mind off of your ADD and wanting to bolt through the van door and just run to the stupid hotel….

A BLOG from Sandman- Jeff to home

Bike ride is great! I like all my mates on my team. I have become very close with two bikes in a pod with our Dream Maker who has a tired personality and is never without a story from the Natchez Trace. He tells really dark stories which make all of us delusional out loud. I have to stop blogging soon. I know I promised a long bike ride today, but this morning I washed my cycling shorts and cleats and put them out to dry on the van’s iPhone. It looks like it is getting ready to rain cats and Hamdamboogers (pink panther voice). I better get off my possum and get my stars off the moon before I run out of my foggy underwear. I promise to Facebook my wheels off before my bottom hits the pillow tonight…. or tomorrow…. or maybe i will write next Friday.

Your Loving GU maker,
Jeff, AKA Sandman
Thanks Dream Team for another fun filled day in the van… does anyone know how hard it is to sit in a van for 10.5 hours with ADD? OMW…. You have know idea if you don’t have ADD….. it was torture… my teamy’s are the bestest ever… o wait I already said that one time before.. ok wait, ahhhhhh
MY TEAM ROCKS!